They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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