thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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