dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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