so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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