Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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