and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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