i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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