I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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