i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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