brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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