why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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