I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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