Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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