no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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