spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and she was petting her beer can
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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