You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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