Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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