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thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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