we're chasing vodka with high fives
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
third nipple confirmed
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.