my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.