He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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