There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
