so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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