Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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