8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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