I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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