How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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