Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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