can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just google imaged poop.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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