"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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