Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I can't put those talents on a resume
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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