you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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