i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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