On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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