i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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