Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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