Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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