Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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