like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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