You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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