love makes seman taste better
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My feet surprised me
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