We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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