Dual....:-)
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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