My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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