She said her name was "party"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think people are normalizing furries
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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