I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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