how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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