Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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