JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We need to rekindle our bromance
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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