bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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