More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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