he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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