me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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