She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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